The Red House, Marrakech

In the name of research, of course, we found ourselves at the delicious Red House here in Marrakech.  The intention was to view the belly dancers, although sadly they telephoned in sick.  Whadda the chances of that happening, eh?  Anyway, after attempting to entice the waiters to put on the show themselves, much to their amusement and our visions of Charles Hawtrey and Kenneth Williams in one of their 'Carry On' films popping into our minds with big hairy bellies hanging over their coin rattling harem pants, they politely declined.  Still, customer service is at its best here, the atmosphere is gentle and if you need an evening to just chill then you could do no worse than bask in this sumptuous place.